So much.

Is it because you've grown so accustomed to it and happily, without worries, safely, securely, not caring any shit, not bothering to check, to ask, to enquire, to support, to just show that you've DONE SOMETHING. simply assumed that a cleaner will always be there to clean your backside for you?

To help you find YOUR things that the cleaner has no clue about also? To help you START FINDING cos you NEVER even bothered to start also? What else what else?

Then while cleaning, the cleaner must be green with envy that you have so much time for yourself to enjoy life, leave it all aside, (reminder: got cleaner mah) go out, have fun, no worries, just act like you don't know there's such a thing, just act like "OH IS IT?" "I think so." "I think can." "Ya. I think like that." and whatever other phrases you can come up with, just to get rid of the cleaner bothering you and your life, your pleasures and enjoyable catching up sessions.

I often wondered, maybe cleaners should learn should adopt such an approach. Afterall, cleaners are not obliged to clean until SPICK and SPAN but as you assumed, there'll always be an idiot desperately trying to clean it all, for the purposes of being a cleaner and securing a cleaning job? so you won't even need to remind yourself such a thing actually exist. Yup, like what you are best at, take the cleaner for granted! woohoo. your favourite wor. i know you're good at this, you've acted and presented really well and again, I wondered why were you not in the star awards or some awards. hehe.

Maybe all you could recall was such an idiot exist and the story ends there. How sad for the cleaner.

While you enjoyed your life, there's an idiot who stopped everything else and wasted life away just to struggle to start your unstarted poo, your rotted poo, while you enjoyed your OH-I-HAVEN-SEE poo, your I-M-EATING-OUTSIDE-WITH-MY-FRIENDS poo, your "OH-LET'S-GO-WATCH-MOVIE" poo.

Cos while you're doing all these, there's a cleaner washing the toilet bowl with all sorts of stains that can never be washed away, and cleaning the backside and whatever else that cleaners are supposed to do.

And just like magic, your favourite Harry Potter, piew piew piew? ding ding ding? or whatever shit it is.


TADAH!

The toilet bowl is cleaned as you expected it to magically clean itself and you just have to see it as tho you cleaned it. And give a "pant pant" kind of face like you cleaned all the stains.


No wonder you believe in Harry Potter so much.
Thanks for enlightening me. (well, or shall i say, reminding me ;-)


lastly, can you teach me how you managed to do this? is it like continous training throughout the years with the cleaner? or is it like this-is-just-you kind of thing ah? i really curious leh. please tag me. thanks!